bgfc0nn0r
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Aug 15, 2006 4:47:29 GMT -5
Post by bgfc0nn0r on Aug 15, 2006 4:47:29 GMT -5
Little Johnny told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." She was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
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"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went ’Pssst!’ and it didn’t move."
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Aug 15, 2006 7:27:39 GMT -5
Post by fT! M^gic on Aug 15, 2006 7:27:39 GMT -5
lol
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Aug 15, 2006 13:19:27 GMT -5
Post by fT! J^ck on Aug 15, 2006 13:19:27 GMT -5
loool
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Aug 15, 2006 16:45:49 GMT -5
Post by fT! Gir on Aug 15, 2006 16:45:49 GMT -5
Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
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Aug 16, 2006 5:43:42 GMT -5
Post by fT! J^ck on Aug 16, 2006 5:43:42 GMT -5
kekekeke ^_____^
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bgfc0nn0r
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Aug 16, 2006 6:05:11 GMT -5
Post by bgfc0nn0r on Aug 16, 2006 6:05:11 GMT -5
Little Johnny was watching TV in his room one night & decided to go & ask his mum & dad about something he'd just heard.
He goes downstairs & asks them "What's Love Juice?"
Dad is horrified & after looking at mum who's also gob smacked proceeds to give little Johnny the dreaded explanation.
Johnny sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement.
Dad finishes the talk & asks "So what is it you've been watching that you shouldn't be?"
Johnny replies
"Wimbledon."
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Aug 16, 2006 8:54:39 GMT -5
Post by fT! KiA on Aug 16, 2006 8:54:39 GMT -5
lol but doesn't make sense .
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bgfc0nn0r
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Aug 16, 2006 8:59:54 GMT -5
Post by bgfc0nn0r on Aug 16, 2006 8:59:54 GMT -5
no when they score it's 15 Love and when they are both tied at 40 ist's Duice not Juice lol! the kid must have said it wrong KiA says: Doesn't make sense because deuce is 40/40 not love or however they spell love.
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Aug 16, 2006 16:18:28 GMT -5
Post by nosehairuk on Aug 16, 2006 16:18:28 GMT -5
two hunters are in the woods when one of them falls to the ground he doesn't seem to be breathing & his eyes are glazed the other calls the emergency services he gasps " my friend is dead! what can i do? the operator says " just take it easy...first lets make sure thats hes dead" theres is silence, then a shot is heard. the hunters voice comes back on the line. "OK now what"
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Aug 16, 2006 16:53:29 GMT -5
Post by fT! Gir on Aug 16, 2006 16:53:29 GMT -5
lol!
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Aug 17, 2006 11:37:44 GMT -5
Post by fT! M^gic on Aug 17, 2006 11:37:44 GMT -5
lolies!
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bgfc0nn0r
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Aug 17, 2006 14:14:53 GMT -5
Post by bgfc0nn0r on Aug 17, 2006 14:14:53 GMT -5
lol
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Oct 15, 2006 15:49:59 GMT -5
Post by drstyx on Oct 15, 2006 15:49:59 GMT -5
Three nuns are walking along the street and one is describing with her hands the tremendous grapfruits she`d seen in Florida. The second one, also with her hand, describes the huge bananas she`d seen in Jamaica. The third nun, a little deaf, asks: Father who?
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Oct 15, 2006 16:30:16 GMT -5
Post by fT! J^ck on Oct 15, 2006 16:30:16 GMT -5
loool
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Oct 15, 2006 16:49:33 GMT -5
Post by fT! Gir on Oct 15, 2006 16:49:33 GMT -5
one of his presents: a dirty jokes book
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